"Hey, hey, whoa, relax. Just calm down."
"Calm down? Calm down!? He left me for the Marines. The fucking Marines, Matt! How am I supposed to fucking calm down!?”
“Well, maybe it’s not as big a deal as it seems. He just wasn’t the one for you.”
“Yes he was, Matt! He was completely the one for me! He was the only guy I’ll ever love! And he left me! My life is over!”
“Jackie, you’re overreacting. Your life isn’t over. You probably won’t even be that sad about it in a month.”
“I’m not sad about it now, I’m mad! My life is over because now I have to kill him, the son of a bitch! Kill him with my bare hands!”
“Wow, you’re really damn angry. And yelly. Here, I can fix that.”
“Matt, no, let go of my hand! I don’t want you to fix it! Let go! Where are you taking me!?"
Later
“I told you, didn’t I? You sure you don’t wanna ride sprinkles instead? He’s my favorite. I mean, how many white and red striped unicorns do you see?”
“No, Matt, I’m fine on this one. And yes, you were right.” She giggled. “This is more fun than I thought it would be. Thank you. I love you sometimes, Matt.”
“I just know how to make people happy. Don’t love me, it’s my job.”

Moral of the Story: It’s impossible to be really damn angry on a carousel.